By Rabeeya Seemul Latif
Hate that annoying co-worker of yours who is constantly on your case for taking naps? What about your arch nemesis who you’ve just been dying to take revenge on? Guess what! You’re just in time because it’s almost APRIL FOOLS’ DAY and we have three simple pranks that will create the right amount of kicks for everyone but them.
Here they are:
Yes that’s right it’s as simple as autocorrect. Replace the most commonly used words on your victim’s phone – yes to no and no to yes. Then change the word autocorrect to “diarrhea” so when they attempt to explain the error another absurd sentence comes out instead: “Yaaar its autocorrect,” will change to, “Yaaar its diarrhea.”
Here we imagine the entire conversation:
*After an argument*
Person 1: Babe are you still mad at me?
Person (you have pranked) 2: (Trying to say no) Yes
Person 1: But I thought we got over it
Person 2: (Trying to say yes) No, we did
Person 1: SO DID WE OR DIDN’T WE?
Person 2: “Yaaar its diarrhea.”
Person 1: WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO DATE YOUR DIARRHEA?
HOW TO DO IT: On your friend’s phone, go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Add New ShortcutSOAPY BUSINESS
How frustrating would it be if you went to wash your hands and the bar of soap just wouldn’t lather? Wouldn’t it be fun to see your annoying little sister frustrated-ly trying to wash her hands after eating some juicy wings.
This is how to do it:
Step 1: Well, hello, get a bar of soap and a few bottles of clear nail polish. DUH.
Step 2: Now, this is where the evil inside you is coming out. Start painting the entire bar of soap with clear nail polish.
Step 3: Do not get impatient. You have to wait till it dries. Once dried, put it back in the bathroom and WAIT. The result is worth the wait.
Swapping someone’s beloved food for food less beloved
Isn’t it the worst when you think you’re biting into a delicious chocolate chip cookie and it turns out to be oatmeal raisin? And people wonder why we have trust issues! Life is just one betrayal after another so why not take revenge. And snack time is your perfect opportunity.
I really hope karma does not come back to bite you in the butt, but before it does, do make a video of your exploits and share it with us on our facebook page and we would love to share it with the world.
HAPPY FOOLING EVERYONE!